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| laylarc Model Location United Kingdom London | Anyway, nice to meet you Pippins. I'm a professional writer (very much a part timer for years) and well known on this site at least, for writing about modelling and photography, just for fun. Some of the really great photographers & models on here & out in the big, wide world enjoy my work. I've just started blogging. Thanks so much for reading my blog, or rather, not reading it and just looking at it for ten seconds, and deciding that my tits are too nice for me to have written anything worth reading, and for your helpful and mature comments. Obviously I'm completely devastated by your insightful and cutting feedback, and am giving up blogging to work in a shoe shop. You know, sometimes it's almost as if you can't be taken seriously as a writer by certain people, if you also happen to have a great rack and a cracking arse Should I grow a beard? |
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| No photographers were hurt and no ****s were given in the creation of this post. | ||
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| tarmoo Photographer Location United Kingdom Kent Chatham | I thought it is quite an interesting and informative read. I hope the blog can reflect a balance between good and bad aspects of being a model. Quite a few models I have worked with tell me they have never had any really bad experiences, maybe through a combination of luck, intuition and rigorous checking of references. |
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| Q: How to make a small fortune from photography? A: Start with a large fortune. | ||
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| profilepictures Photographer Location United Kingdom Suffolk Bury St Edmunds | Nice arse ginger! Would it be possible to throw in a short discussion about how to present the tucked in dinkles of lady boys in such a way as to ensure huge critical acclaim, I'd also like a section devoted to market pricing of gaudy masks and ideally, if you can find anyone mature enough to ghost write it, a chapter entitled 'photoshop, how to make Adobe wish they'd never bothered' |
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| DeeElegia Model Location United Kingdom Lancashire Blackpool, MCR & London | *Proffers neat vodka* For the shock. *Holds Jenny* It's all going to be okay. |
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| What happens in Leeds, stays in Leeds. | ||
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| laylarc Model Location United Kingdom London | *Looks out of window and chuffs on pipe* It'll never be OK. Never I tell you. *Turns around sharply* Oh Daisy. They'll turn our fannies purple, won't they? |
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| No photographers were hurt and no ****s were given in the creation of this post. | ||
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| ChrisVS Photographer Location United Kingdom London London | *Looks out of window and chuffs on pipe* It'll never be OK. Never I tell you. *Turns around sharply* Oh Daisy. They'll turn our fannies purple, won't they? *Enter Sir Daniel Slipseed, our hard-of-hearing host* Funny pimple? How can y'tell with that beard, Miss Layla? |
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| www.chrisvs.com | ||
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| JennyWren Model Location United Kingdom Dorset Shaftesbury | Laylarc - please don't - I've had a child, my pelvic floor can't cope with sudden and vigourous laughter anymore!! | |
| Shoes give me endorphins, endorphins make me happy, happy models don't stab photographers! | ||
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| DeeElegia Model Location United Kingdom Lancashire Blackpool, MCR & London | I'm gonna need lithium. |
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| What happens in Leeds, stays in Leeds. | ||
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| profilepictures Photographer Location United Kingdom Suffolk Bury St Edmunds | * a sharp woody rapping attracts our heroines attentions' 'is it HIM?' asks trembling Dee, quite faint with fright ' it's going to be alright' responds stoic Miss Laylarc, opening the door in her dressing gown. 'what a queer place for a door' says Dee. |
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| laylarc Model Location United Kingdom London | *Enter Sir Daniel Slipseed, our hard-of-hearing host* Funny pimple? How can y'tell with that beard, Miss Layla? No! Purple Flange Sir Dan, it's epidemic amongst models. I SAID IT'S EPIDEMIC AMONGST MODELS! If we could trace it back to a single source, a profile or a photographer, perhaps we could contain it... ...Or perhaps we're all doomed. |
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| No photographers were hurt and no ****s were given in the creation of this post. | ||
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