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| JennyWren Model  Location United Kingdom Dorset Shaftesbury |  Quote from profilepictures* a sharp woody rapping attracts our heroines attentions' 'is it HIM?' asks trembling Dee, quite faint with fright ' it's going to be alright' responds stoic Miss Laylarc, opening the door in her dressing gown. 'what a queer place for a door' says Dee. I just laughed so hard, I actually snorted. |
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| Shoes give me endorphins, endorphins make me happy, happy models don't stab photographers! | ||
  | 08 May 2012 15:31 |
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| IainT Photographer  Location United Kingdom Bedfordshire | Quote from laylarc Anyway, nice to meet you Pippins. I'm a professional writer (very much a part timer for years) and well known on this site at least, for writing about modelling and photography, just for fun. Some of the really great photographers & models on here & out in the big, wide world enjoy my work. I've just started blogging. Thanks so much for reading my blog, or rather, not reading it and just looking at it for ten seconds, and deciding that my tits are too nice for me to have written anything worth reading, and for your helpful and mature comments. Obviously I'm completely devastated by your insightful and cutting feedback, and am giving up blogging to work in a shoe shop. You know, sometimes it's almost as if you can't be taken seriously as a writer by certain people, if you also happen to have a great rack and a cracking arse Should I grow a beard? I was thinking your tits were above average, but not truly exceptional, and your arse, whilst far superior to mine (obviously) and indeed most of the female arses on here, is not quite world class. Im on the fence about whether I would shag you or not, but on balance, and if silent witness wasn't on the telly, And you asked me nicely, I possibly might. But that's an aside. More importantly, the blog is cool and I am pleasantly surprised a short ginger bird who is renowned for getting her kit off can keep me entertained whilst not obviously naked or engaged in dubious sexual practices. |
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| I tend to be a modest man, but then I do have a lot to be modest about. | ||
| 08 May 2012 15:40 |
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| laylarc Model  Location United Kingdom London | Quote from IainT I was thinking your tits were above average, but not truly exceptional, and your arse, whilst far superior to mine (obviously) and indeed most of the female arses on here, is not quite world class. Im on the fence about whether I would shag you or not, but on balance, and if silent witness wasn't on the telly, And you asked me nicely, I possibly might. But that's an aside. More importantly, the blog is cool and I am pleasantly surprised a short ginger bird who is renowned for getting her kit off can keep me entertained whilst not obviously naked or engaged in dubious sexual practices. *Slaps Ian T on heartily on the back* Thanks very much you old perv!  xxxBugger! I've run out of popcorn. Anybody care for a bag of roasted Pippins? |
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| No photographers were hurt and no ****s were given in the creation of this post. | ||
| 08 May 2012 15:43 |
| CJChmiel Photographer Location United Kingdom Hertfordshire Croxley Green | Quote from DialADaisy I'm gonna need lithium. How about a big jab of Demerol, you won't feel the pain anymore  |
 | 08 May 2012 15:45 |
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| ChrisVS Photographer  Location United Kingdom London London | Quote from laylarc No! Purple Flange Sir Dan, it's epidemic amongst models. I SAID IT'S EPIDEMIC AMONGST MODELS! If we could trace it back to a single source, a profile or a photographer, perhaps we could contain it... ...Or perhaps we're all doomed.  *Enter Sir Daniel's wayward son, a cross-eyed little runt if ever I saw one* What ho, Laydees! I've just purchased one of these marvellous camera thingies and the chaps at the tavern say some trollops will get their Lady Bumps out for me to take pictures of them. What about you, Ginger, you up for it? |
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| 08 May 2012 16:03 |
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| laylarc Model Location United Kingdom London | Quote from ChrisVS *Enter Sir Daniel's wayward son, a cross-eyed little runt if ever I saw one* What ho, Laydees! I've just purchased one of these marvellous camera thingies and the chaps at the tavern say some trollops will get their Lady Bumps out for me to take pictures of them. What about you, Ginger, you up for it? I say! Trollop me up at once you brutish cad! Take me on a railway track, covered in rose petals. I'll wear my stripy stockings, and you may nibble my whirly lolly-pop... |
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| No photographers were hurt and no ****s were given in the creation of this post. | ||
| 08 May 2012 16:09 |
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| ChrisVS Photographer Location United Kingdom London London | Quote from laylarc I say! Trollop me up at once you brutish cad! Take me on a railway track, covered in rose petals. I'll wear my stripy stockings, and you may nibble my whirly lolly-pop... *Alas, "whirly lolly-pop" was the term Nanny used for his Little Man and suddenly he went off the whole idea of photographing Ginger, as images he thought long-buried started to fill his mind......* |
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08 May 2012 16:14 |
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| SarahTakahashi Photographer | Why does Pippins post? It always ends in his public execution. |
| 08 May 2012 16:14 |
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| pinkbuildingphotography Photographer  Location United Kingdom Tayside | Quote from ChrisVS I, however, am a Shabby Knight on a somewhat grubby horse. I will slay small-ish dragons for a small fee, but am unable to sweep sundry princesses off their feet due to ongoing back problems. Love it |
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| Riding on the Gotterdammerung. Down and down she goes. Where she stops no one knows. | ||
| 08 May 2012 16:14 |
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| pinkbuildingphotography Photographer Location United Kingdom Tayside | Layla I just read the blog and found it hilarious. I need to licence this line from you: "Speak for yourself mate, I’m absolutely bat  ! xxx"I loved it. |
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| Riding on the Gotterdammerung. Down and down she goes. Where she stops no one knows. | ||
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