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Who's rung you today trying to sell you something?

Tony Stephenson is off-line
22 May 2012 09:09
tonycsm
Photographer
tonycsm
Location
United Kingdom
East Yorkshire
Driffield

Today on my landline so far I've had 2 automated calls about PPI, one from someone asking me if I had heard of Facebook and would I like to advertise with them, someone from British Gas trying to get us to go back to them and someone trying to sell me home insurance as well as PPI and the day is still quite young.

Considering I'm on the caller preference list ( or whatever it's called), it doesn't somehow seem to be working! I've almost got to the stage where I will put on an answering machine permanently and ring back any impoirtant callers as it's too much hassle answering most of the time only to find it's one of 'those calls'..

So, who's rung you today trying to sell you something or offer you their services? It would be interesting to find out who are the biggest culprits!
www.le-femme.co.uk


Steven Jardine is onlinePlatinum Member
22 May 2012 09:15
RedChecker
Photographer
RedChecker
Location
United Kingdom
Buckinghamshire
Stoke Mandeville

LOL!! A freind of mine is swearing like a trooper on FB today for this very reason over the number of cold calls he's had on his day off (X-Directory as well)
If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit


Shawn Barker is off-line
22 May 2012 09:19
FrameworksMedia
Photographer
FrameworksMedia
Location
United Kingdom
Staffordshire
Stoke-on-Trent

Yesterday I probably had all the above, plus the usual Indian call centre from 'Microsoft' telling me I had malicious software on my 'PC'. After stringing him along for a while (I was bored) he asked me what OS I was using to which I replied 'leopard'. This seemed to confuse the guy and the phone went dead.

Surprise, surprise, 10 minutes later I had a call from 'Apple'....


Peter Hague is off-line
22 May 2012 09:19
PeterH
Photographer
PeterH
Location
United Kingdom
South Yorkshire


None today, but, having had a new Sky box 3 months ago, I'm being plagued by those extended warranty companies who allow you to believe their from sky themselves, offering to sell me insurance. I just hang up these days, no point in being polite anymore, it doesn't stop them.

Yesterday I renewed my car insurance, but the firm I was with couldn't price match the online quote I got from the same company! Had to cancel it and take it out again.

I think the most hopeful salesman I encountered was the double glazing bod, who knocked on my door, (which, along with the windows had just weeks earlier been installed, all handmade in hardwood by my dear old dad,) asking if I fancied ripping them out and putting some of that white upvc council house stuff in instead!
"I am the one who knocks" - Walter White


Laura Ford is off-line
22 May 2012 09:37
Purple_Girl
Photographer
Purple_Girl
Location
United Kingdom
Lothian
Mid/West Lothian and Edinburgh

I get calls twice daily about PPI.
A dry sponge is a happy sponge.


Kasumi Noir is off-lineSilver Member
22 May 2012 09:48
_Maz_
Model
_Maz_
Location
United Kingdom
Ayrshire
Scotland

PPI and loft insulation!   http://www.mpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html

Scottish Alternative Model, represented by Spirit Model Management. Just a wee bit bonkers ;) www.kasuminoir.co.uk


Pete Whelan is off-line
22 May 2012 09:53
vipimages
Photographer
vipimages
Location
United Kingdom
Merseyside
Wirral

I never get to know because as soon as I hear its a call centre I put the phone down
www.vipimages.co.uk www.vipstudios.co.uk


David Hunt is off-lineSilver Member
22 May 2012 10:16
DavidHunt
Photographer
DavidHunt
Location
United Kingdom
Hampshire
Portsmouth

All the usual, Yellow Pages, Facebook, Google etc.

My first question when I realise who it is, is ''Are you Buying or Selling?'' this usually stalls them for a moment or two, then they get back on track spouting off how great they are and I could be on the first page of Google etc (how can EVERYONE be on the first page of Google?) so I say ''You're selling then? Goodbye''

I was approached by a double glazing salesman in a shopping precinct the other day with the usual boring question, would I like a free estimate on replacing all of my double glazing?

I replied, ''Sorry mate, I live in a tent'' and walked on by.
www.davidhuntimages.co.uk www.themakeoverstudio.com


Peter Hague is off-line
22 May 2012 10:48
PeterH
Photographer
PeterH
Location
United Kingdom
South Yorkshire


Quote from DavidHunt
 I replied, ''Sorry mate, I live in a tent'' and walked on by.



"I'm a bankrupt" usually stops them when they realise they can't sell you a loan.

I've been stopped a couple of times by Venture salesmen in malls, laughing and saying "i'm a photographer" usually cuts them dead, they know the game's up.
"I am the one who knocks" - Walter White


Stibnite is online
22 May 2012 10:50
Stibnite
Photographer
Stibnite
Location
United Kingdom
Suffolk
Bury St Edmunds

I believe this is the most appropriate response, an oldie but funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvJQxgtJW94 
You don't need eyes to see you need vision...........



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