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29 June 2015 07:53
pmeu
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Went for a job at a Blacksmith's yesterday.

He asked me if I had ever shoed a horse. I said no, but I once told a donkey to pmeu is a naughty person off.


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30 June 2015 13:21
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What's the difference between an Essex girl and a faulty washing machine?

The faulty washing machine spits its load out.



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02 July 2015 02:11
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Quote from John_Adrian_Studios

I've heard that the farming magazine 'Farmer's Weekly' is to merge with 'Playboy'.
Apparently, it's going to be called 'The Farma Sutra'.

Here's another one you won't like:

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician who sat down and worked it out with a pencil?

I'm leaving now 


I thought the mathematician was using a slide rule.
Gives my age away, what is a slide rule most are saying.

Funniest for a while was

Sepp Blatter, the Finance Director, Communications Director & PR Manager of FIFA were in a car, who was driving?
The Police!



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02 July 2015 02:12
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Quote from TheChrisS
What's the difference between an Essex girl and a faulty washing machine? The faulty washing machine spits its load out. [/qt
Why do Essex girls wear knickers/
To keep their ankles warm at the bus stop.


17 July 2015 09:17
pmeu
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't



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